No photos today. My heart is beating viciously with hatred, my skin red with anger. I've been trespassed and disrespected. And now, my mind is full of plans and strategies on how to destroy my enemy.
The most vile of enemies - ants.
These dreadful insects have launched an attack on a massive scale. I'm considering full-on genocide as retaliation.
I'm a cleanliness-freak, and having outdoor creatures wandering around in my holy kitchen is so terribly disturbing - so disturbing that I would consider spraying Raid all over the place. Yes, the irony. In an attempt to get insects out of my kitchen, I'm almost willing to spray poison. But almost is the key word here. Almost.
I'm considering my options and plotting my revenge carefully. I think a whole lot of bleach and slow death are in order. They messed with the wrong gal.
OK, it's time for me to take action. God speed.